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purloined booze,

Chase invited

elated, pumped

up, full of Bree’s

magical ego,

Brendan inflated

chastised, brought

back down

a notch or two,

Leigh instigated

then all the way,

chest-deep into

shit when

Mom finally noticed

the tattoo, my

meaningless, forever

symbol of love. Still,

Bree swore

whatever

punishment

lay ahead,

only one thing

could have

improved

that phat,

fabulous day:

a big bite

of the monster.

Grounded UFN

Until further notice. No