Page 78 of Secret Love

I'm just glad you're getting laid. It's about fucking time.

Weston

Leave it to Rhodes to say what we're all thinking but would never say.

Rhodes

You're welcome.

Well, it was one night, albeit one fan-fucking-tastic night. But it’s not like I’m living the sexed-up life most of you are living. It's a start though. LOL.

Bowie

Most of you, he says. Way to make me feel left out, dude.

He sends an Eeyore gif.

BOW, you and I have purposely chosen the drought. I thought mine might last forever, and I’m still not out of the woods.

Rhodes

Your time is coming, Bowie! And you’ve just gotta take what you want, Henley! < And you guys know I don’t use exclamation points unless I’m FEELING it.

I love you guys.

Weston

^ If you hadn’t told us you’d had sex, we’d know it by that right there.

I tell you guys I love you!

Penn

Uh, it’s rare. Weston and I are the showy-feely types. The rest of you, not as much.

Rhodes

Dude, I resent that.

Penn

It’s the truth and I love you anyway.

Rhodes

I say it in other ways.

Penn

I dare you to tell me at the gym tomorrow.

Bowie

I’ll tell you. I’m not afraid of showing my feelings.

Rhodes

NEITHER AM I.