10 Commandments

You think you're the boss?
We're about to show you...
We're the ones in charge.
But if you want us, we have some rules you must obey.
We call them the Ten Commandments.

I. We shalt covet our neighbor, Evelynn Travers.
II. We shalt be possessed in lust for her.
III. We shalt give in to the temptation of her flesh.
IV. Thou shalt scream thy lords name as we take you.
V. Thou shalt fornicate with us until we say to cease.
VI. Thou shalt heed us as your masters.
VII. Thou shalt take no other man than us to your bed.
VIII. Thou shalt worship us on your knees.
IX. We shalt do with thy as we please.

And the final rule?

X. Thy body and soul shalt belong to us alone...until the end of time.